My Arms Are Lasers #8.5 - GOLDEN COMPASS MOVIE
Nick, Aaron, and Ellen travel back to the land of talking bears and animal daemons to discuss the "The Golden Compass" movie. Exposition dumps, interchangeable old white men, and ugly children, this one's got it all.
CRITERIONAUTS #1 - Seven Samurai
Criterionauts Joey Reinisch and Brian Carney suit up for their impossible mission. To boldly watch culturally significant movies and expand their tiny brains. We now join our heroes for their first mission: Seven Samurai. Do YOU like...films? Ughh
The Custom Show - Three's Company Brought To You By The Cum Crew
TOPIC 3: Shitty booze tasting party. TOPIC 2: Your best floriday man story. TOPIC 1: Dangerous, weird, strange kids toys.
WASD #9 - Suddenly, Zombie Game.
DOMINIQUE PAMPLEMOUSSE. GYNOPHOBIA. MOONBASE COMMANDER. SOKOBOND. GODS WILL BE WATCHING.
LOLJK #19 - Millions And Billions Of Humans.
Yeahyeahyeah. Happy All Day. Lightless Salt Box. Pinch Massages. Poo Bus. Sax Impressions. Finger Shaped Ram Rods. Rocketman. LOLKJK. Sealguins. Illegal Squirtings. Big Rubber. Tactical Boners. The Book Of Brian. The Pest Starring John Leguizomo. 30mph.
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