THE LOLJK DICTIONARY. 

LET US FILL YOUR GAPS. 

D

  • Dumbly 

    • The sudden pocket of air that violently and surprisingly erupts during intense straining whilst trying to make a poo.

F

  • Fingum

    • That weird gunk that forms on videogame controllers and keyboards.

P

  • Pootie Whets

    • Feminine nocturnal emissions. 
  • Poppin' Eggs

    • Street slang for intercourse. 

S

  • Skrust

    • The film of congealed fat that forms on the surface of liquid based foodstuffs when cooled.
  • Squiff

    • The faux fart squish sound that can occur during awkward sexual positioning. 
  • Slickie

    • The multi-property gunk that forms in the corners of old people's mouths.

T

  • Tingers

    • Rogue pubic hairs rooted entirely in the skin on the shaft of the penis. Origin: Britain. 

W

  • Whedon Walk

    • The social situation that involves twopeople attempting to pass each other in a tight location,  but sidestep multiple times to the same side simultaneously.