THE LOLJK DICTIONARY.
LET US FILL YOUR GAPS.
- The sudden pocket of air that violently and surprisingly erupts during intense straining whilst trying to make a poo.
- That weird gunk that forms on videogame controllers and keyboards.
- Feminine nocturnal emissions.
- Street slang for intercourse.
- The film of congealed fat that forms on the surface of liquid based foodstuffs when cooled.
- The faux fart squish sound that can occur during awkward sexual positioning.
- The multi-property gunk that forms in the corners of old people's mouths.
- Rogue pubic hairs rooted entirely in the skin on the shaft of the penis. Origin: Britain.
- The social situation that involves twopeople attempting to pass each other in a tight location, but sidestep multiple times to the same side simultaneously.