THE LOLJK DICTIONARY.
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The sudden pocket of air that violently and surprisingly erupts during intense straining whilst trying to make a poo.
That weird gunk that forms on videogame controllers and keyboards.
An uncontrollable watering of the eyes brought on by watching Unsolved Mysteries.
The sloppy recovery of tripping while walking.
Feminine nocturnal emissions.
Street slang for intercourse.
The film of congealed fat that forms on the surface of liquid based foodstuffs when cooled.
The act of transferring reproductive fluids whilst engaging in cloacal friction. Street slang: Smuckers™
The faux fart squish sound that can occur during awkward sexual positioning.
The multi-property gunk that forms in the corners of old people's mouths.
Rogue pubic hairs rooted entirely in the skin on the shaft of the penis. Origin: Britain.
Getting new glasses and being so distracted by your crystal clear vision that you almost run off the road. (pronounced with the back of the throat)
The social situation that involves twopeople attempting to pass each other in a tight location, but sidestep multiple times to the same side simultaneously.