#14 - Secretest Societies

By JFK's Ghost! We're back after a long, dark slumber. In this episode we dig into secret societies. Skull and Bones! Freemasons! The Pizza Hut Book It! Club...all are on the list. Come enroll with us and pray we don't get hazed.

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#12 - X Gon' Mark The Spot To Ya

Chad and Aaron return with a globe-trotting hunt for hidden treasure! Desert galleons, death oceans, Canadian pirate booty, a cave of wonders, magic eggs and Bible Gold are dug up.

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#11 - FAN-tas-MAILBAG-agoria

Aaron and Chad once again let the fans take control of the show and answer spooky fan mail about personal doll hauntings, space hobos, fat Elvis, whale people, Cicada codes and more.

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#9 - Extra, Extraterrestrial

Chad and Aaron welcome special guest Holly Conrad (SyFy's "Heroes of Cosplay") to talk about UFOs. Topics include Arizona governors with grey costumes, Area 51, the Dark Knight satellite, Mayan astronauts, and Dino-Spaceship destruction

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#6 - Cryptozoophilia!

This week, Chad and Aaron delve into a class of lesser-known mythological beasts -- the rarely discussed Monster Men: half monster, half man. Frog men of Ohio! Psychic nuclear moth folk! Goat people that enjoy camping! They need love, too.

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#4 - Spooky Noises Of The Unexplained

Join Chad and Aaron as they delve into the rich polyphonic creepiness of unexplained noises. Be they dragons? Ancient whistling statues? Underwater Bloops? God music only the deaf can hear? We've got it all, baby.

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#3 - Russia Is Weird

Russia is really weird, did you know that? Aaron and Chad are joined by Nick Allen and John Druska ("Game Program Attack") to discuss Tesla's death ray, the Tunguska Blast, the Dyatlov Pass, Rasputin's dong and Vladimir Putin's penchant for Super Bowl rings.

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#2 - THE END OF THE WORLD (PART ONE?)

Aaron and Chad invite special guests Kyle McVey and Joey Reinisch into the Paranoia Shoppe to discuss the terrors of Armageddon, including such important topics as Spider-Man fighting the devil, the depressed dwarves and raining wolves of Ragnarok, super volcanoes, and an army of evil micro-robots that will turn you into a gooey couch.

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#1 - Dopplegänger Gangbang

Lincoln is a warlock that fights slave demons, Andrew W.K. is a collective of dirty dudes, and every celebrity you've ever known is immortal. These are just some of the knick-knacks of knowledge sold in the premiere episode of Paranoia Shoppe.

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